Why you remember him: Other than the bling around his neck which blinded you upon his exit from the limo, you don’t remember him. Put him on your brackets, people! (PS: We have a bracket with our friends over at Last Night’s Game! Join us!) Austin is a front-runner and appears to go far enough into the season that Katie allows him to wrap her in his arms for comfort. It was a little more Eliza Doolittle when she was clearly shooting for Lady Whistledown, but I’ll allow it. Katie eventually settles into Andrew’s “alter ego” during their one-on-one time and even takes a crack at her own British accent. No one is traveling across anything right now. Katie is a master sleuth and knew immediately when he mentioned that he had “traveled across the pond” to meet her, Andrew was full of bull. arrives in an old-timey car from the 1920s and attempts to impress Katie with his fake English accent. looks like he should be in a rebooted version of The Brady Bunch. Why you remember him: All we know is that Andrew M. Do we blame alcohol for this sudden outburst of hate? Or is Aaron jealous of Cody’s relationship with Sandy? Time will tell. Cut to Aaron picking a fight with Cody for no good reason. Upon exiting the limo, he seems relatively normal and appropriately nervous. Why you remember him: First of all, Aaron packed on another twenty pounds of muscle since shooting this profile pic. Katie adjusts her boobs in her fabulous red evening gown, smooths out her luscious brunette locks, and shoos Kaitlyn and Tayshia away so the men won’t be distracted by an unnecessary entourage of pretty people. They all three squeal when the first limo pulls into the driveway. Also, the way to Katie’s heart is through her funny bone.Īnd her cat Tommy, as we will see with Connor, who DEFINITELY did his homework. She’s not opposed to making out on night one, but the dude needs to be chill. However, he must understand that she is more than her vibrating Pavelka. She needs a man who is cool with her sex positivity and is willing to be open and comfortable with that topic since it’s 2021 and all. They need to be confident, but it’s okay to be shy. Katie is stoked that she has a girl squad to help her sift through thirty men to try and figure out who is here for the right reasons (right reasons). I’m not sure if I should crack open a package of cookie dough and fire up the old VCR to swoon over Jake Ryan or appreciate the unique point-of-view these ladies bring to the table as they ogle men whilst eating fistfuls of popcorn. These two women bring a certain je ne sais quoi that we’ve never experienced before on the show. Instead of the calm, grounded leader who knows the ins and outs of everything Bachelor-related, ABC jukes in an entirely different direction by giving Kaitlyn and Tayshia permission to go full-on adult slumber party mode. So those reins have officially been handed off to franchise darlings Kaitlyn Bristowe and Tayshia Adams. After nineteen years serving as host, an agreement was made to pay the man “a mid-range eight-figure sum” to never speak of last roses and dramatic seasons again. As of this morning, Our Host Chris Harrison is no longer a part of the Bachelor franchise. It is an unprecedented season, after all. I certainly have high hopes for Katie to procure at least one or two field trips to the outer banks of the Hyatt. I’m sure they have more props from which to choose, other than the “decorations closet” at the LaQuinta Resort in whatever desert Tayshia found Zack in that cardboard taxi cab or Matt James’ tethered hot air balloon at the Nemacolin. With Clare’s mini-season, Tayshia’s sweat-induced journey, and Matt James’ controversial road to eventual happiness, one would assume that the ABC logistical team has COVID restrictions figured out by now. Buckle up, people, because ABC wants us to know that Katie is the best choice of all the rejects in Bachelor Nation. We are to embrace that this is happening. Not to mention the handful of gentleman suitors who could barely string two sentences together due to Katie’s awesomeness. Who knew that when Katie sauntered up to Matt James with an adult toy in hand, she would one day be forever memorialized as the twenty-fifth woman to hold the title of Bachelorette? She’s “sex-positive,” and if you don’t like it, you can hit the road, buster.īased on the number of sexual innuendos during the limo exits, I think this season’s crop of men is totally cool with Katie’s catchphrase. (Psst: Clicking on the guy’s name will take you to his Instagram account!)
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